Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.