Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.