Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.