What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.