What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.