Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!