Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y