Steven Hawking Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Uprise Jokes More Uprise Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y

Staircase Jokes More Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife