Steven Hawking Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.