What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking