What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking