What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.