What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!