What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.