Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"