What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.