What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"