English Language Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Cameron Jokes More Cameron Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Year Ago Jokes More Year Ago Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.