What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language