What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."