What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters