Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."