Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.