Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.