Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly