What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"