How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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