Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
To draw the curtains !
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
They have the knights watch .
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Nightmares you racist.
Poe-etry
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Pacific rim
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
