How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!