What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.