Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What's the capital of Wisconsin?

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.