Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs