What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible