What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's