What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.