What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!