What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.