What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.