When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.