When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!