When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.