He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
It slipped a disk.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
That he needed to address the situation
Cancer
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
My ex wife.
Because he can't make 3's
Trapped Under Ice.
Mutated
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
A fishing pole
Chasing parked cars.
