What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.