What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada