What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.