What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine