Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.