Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any