What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.