What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.