What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.