What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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Because he was grounded.

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Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Slayer.

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Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Aspirin sorry guys

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Pig Latin

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He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.