What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..