What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.