What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.