What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.