Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.