What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!