What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.