What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW