What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"