Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.