Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW