What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish