What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.