What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.