Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."