Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.