What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.