What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Eggs get laid at least once.

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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"