What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52