Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!