Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!