Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.