Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.