Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.