Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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