What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.