What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.