What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine