What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.