What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!