What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.