What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.