Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !